Spicy Peanut Noodles

* Cook the noodles. Preferably by microwaving them in a large glass bowl. A 1L mixing bowl is ideal for this.
* Push all the noodles to one side and tilt the water to the other side. Add half the seasoning packet and stir.
* Slop about 1/3 c of peanut butter into it, and work the water in, until you've got a thick but runny mess.
* Add the oil and a couple spoons of spicy stuff, and work that in.
* Mix the noodles back into it.
* Top with sliced green onions.